Are You Serious Ho?! Yes, That's Right, HO! So This Past Monday Night Of Raw, For The First Time (In A LONG Time) My Jaw DROPPED To The Sight Of Eve Torres Kissing John Cena! Yes! KISSING! And Of Course Zack Ryder Rolls Up (In A Wheel Chair, Back And Neck Brace Due To Kanes Last Attack) With A Beautiful Bouquet Of Roses (For Eve) Only To See The Un-THINKABLE Happening! #PoorZack Was Trending
On Twitter SECONDS After! Ugh, I Still Can't Get Over That... Anyways, At The End Of Raw Kane Was On the Attack Again! Rolled Ryder Right Off The Side Of The Stage, And Of Course Eve Came Out To Cry Her Little Crocodile Tears, And She Was Fucking Booed SO Bad! LMAO! Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love Eve So Much, But, She Broke Ryders Heart... Ah Well. In Other New Punk Sported A New Shirt During The Debate, In Which Was Funny As EVER! (The Debate) The "Debate" Was Between The Raw Elimination Chamber Competitors. This "Debate" Went From R-Truth Talking About A Box Of Spiders To Jericho Claiming He's The Best In The World, And Not Punk, Lmao! Punk """Promised""" It Wouldn't End In Violence, But... Yea, Any Real WWE Fan Knows How Far That Went lol. Love Punk. Then All The Elimination Chamber Competitors Paired Off Into Matches Against
Each Other.First Off Was Jericho And Kofi... Kofi Was SO Close! But Chris Connected With The Walls Of Jericho, And Made Him Tap. Then It Was Dolph Ziggler And R-Truth, And Of Course, Ziggler Decided To Show Off, And Truth Caught Him Off Guard And Pinned Him To Win. THEN! It Was Punk And Miz, And Miz Tapped To The All Mighty Anaconda Vice. Not So Awesome Now Huh... lol I Still Love Miz Though. OMG! The All Mighty HBK Came BACK! For One Night, And For That Short Time He Was Here, He Began To Bitch That Triple H Was A Sell Out, Because He Wouldn't Take Up The Undertakers Wrestlemania Offer. Then They Began To Fight (Argue) Back An Forth, Till Shawn Finally Left The Ring, And As He Did, Taker Began To Show Another Promo.Now On To The Divas! Now, out Of The Bella
Twins, Brie Bella Is My Favorite! And Her And Tamina Snuka, Faced Off! Ms. Snuka Taking Yet Another Victory! And Now Has A Title Match At Elimination Chamber For The WWE Divas Title! FINALLY! lets Hope Beth Gets Defeated! And Last But Not Least (Saving The BEST For Last) Randy Orton And Big Show! Now THAT Was A Match! Orton Is One Insane Fucking Wrestler! He Nailed Show With An Off The Top Rope DDT, And Two, Yes TWO RKO's! BUT the Bitch Of A Wife Beater D. Bryan Had To Interferer (Giving Orton The Victory) Forcing His Title To The Head Of Both Superstars, And Leaving Orton With A Concussion, And Leaving The WWE No Choice But To Replace Him In The Elimination Chamber With Santino, Bull Shit Right? First His Back, Now His Head, Poor Orton, Let's Get Pray For Orton Trending On Twitter.
***Have Different Thoughts On YOUR Favorite Superstars?! Let Me Know! I'd Love To Hear Who Has The Same Favorites As Me! Even Different! Any Other Info Anyone May Want To Know On This Past Episode Of Raw Can Be Found At www.WWE.com, And As Always, Thank You SO Much For Reading!***